Witty dating quotes
With a whole new world looking out for partners, finding the right match is just a matter of time. • Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.• Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.• If I could rearrange the alphabets I would arrange I and U together.• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!
Few funny Christmas messages on a colorful card will guaranteed make your friends and family smile.
• Some people chase dreams, I make mine a reality.• Looking for someone who can deal with new age, female Einstein.• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • Your last online date.• I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!
• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree - I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don't like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!
Funny, informative, witty or realistic..your favorite kind of dating headlines to have some fun in the virtual dating world!
Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.